There is nothing real about the TV reality show Real Housewives. Nothing. It's just another so-called reality show that is totally scripted and fake... like everything else on TV. But hold on... apparenlty now we have in fact uncovered one thing that is real. Real Housewives star Luann de Lesseps is a real drunk - really. And into rehab she goes!

Tiger Woods was asleep at the wheel in a stopped car at 2:03 AM -- about 8 miles from his house -- when the cops showed up... and uh-oh he was completely out of it. So the 41-year old Woods was hauled in and booked on suspicion of DUI.

On the eve of Tom Brady’s seventh appearance in the Super Bowl, the quarterback’s biggest fan (next to this guy^[1]) is a wanted man. Victor Thompson, 48, is named in four separate arrest warrants, according to Florida court records. Three of the warrants are for felony narcotics possession cases, while the fourth warrant is for Thompson’s failure to appear in court on another drug case.

A substitute teacher was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure after she performed a cartwheel in a high school choir class “with no under garments on,” police allege. According to cops, Lacey Sponsler, 34, exposed herself to students last Friday at Pawhuska High School in Pawhuska, a city about 50 miles north of Tulsa.

JANUARY 31--An Arizona woman stabbed her boyfriend with a pair of scissors after he declined her request to engage in a threesome with a woman that the alleged assailant had met at a local dog park, police charge.

An Arkansas man suspected of robbing an adult novelty store was arrested after a stolen sex toy fell out of his pocket as he was approached by a police officer. Andrew Bell, 30, entered the Seductions store in Fayetteville around 9 PM Wednesday and browsed for about 30 minutes before a worker spotted him walking into a back room “attempting to get out of the sight of the employee,” He was playing hide the salami... really!

Meet Kassie Raelyn Rowan. Jail personnel in Tahlequah, Oklahoma  got an eyeful earlier this month when the 19-year-old was booked following her arrest for drunk driving. Rowan was collared late on a Monday evening by a Tahlequah Police Department officer. She is scheduled for a March 13 hearing on the misdemeanor charge.

Kate Chastain, star of Bravo reality show Below Deck, was arrested following a fight with her girlfriend in Melbourne Beach, Florida. Chastain, who is the chief stewardess on the series' charter yacht, was charged with battery by strangulation and domestic violence. Decking her girlfriend gets no bravos from us!

Austin Russell better known as Chumlee to millions of cable TV viewers of the reality show Pawn Stars, who was arrested in Las Vegas on felony weapon and drug charges, may have dodged a bullet. In this newest episode it looks like Chumlee may not be getting chummy with the guards and inmates at the local Vegas hoosegow. His plea deal may just have saved his ass... literally!

Curtis Ward, the would-be actor and con-director behind a critically acclaimed thug documentary, was arrested over the weekend following a standoff with police at a funeral service for his grandfather. This bad actor was acting badly, and when SWAT arrived it was the final act for him.

Picabo Street, the talented and admired Olympic Super G and Downhill skiing champion added a new dimension to the term downhill. First, she pushed her 76-year old father down two flights of stairs. Then she saw her life go downhill when she was arrested for multiple counts of domestic violence and assault. Super!

In a recent interview former Journey drummer Deen Castronovo came clean about his arrest and sentencing on domestic violence assault charges, and his recent stint in rehab. Taking a cue from the songs on which he sang lead when he joined the hit group Journey he is looking for "A Better Life" because it's "Never Too Late."

UPDATE: It looks like Nicholas Brendon is going back into rehab -- again! We guess his last stint didn't cover his latest reason... to "understand the traumas of my mind." Apparently his gig on Criminal Minds doesn't count. Check out the latest story right here! Original story follows.

We know how intoxicating the lure of celebrity can be. But Shia LeBeouf took it to the extreme by becoming so intoxicated that he began acting in a bizarre way in Austin Texas. And that led to his handcuffing and arrest.

On June 24, 2015 Rapper Rick Ross (aka William Roberts) was arrested on charges of kidnapping and assault. Allegedly Ross forced a man into a guesthouse at his suburban-Atlanta estate. He allegedly proceeded to beat the man with a handgun (good thing he didn't shoot him), chipping his teeth and mangling his jaw so badly that the victim was unable to chew food. Well, all we can say is "bottoms up!"

Star Wars actor Jake Broadbent was arrested this month (June 2015) after leading South Carolina police on a 25-mile high speed chase. We must say, the "force" was strong with this one. Well, that is until he crashed his car and got arrested... by the police force!

UPDATE: Xzibit has plead guilty to DUI charges stemming from his November 2014 arrest on the night of his wedding. Lucky for him he's only been sentenced to 3 years probation. A lot better than his life sentence that he committed himself to with the new wife! Original story follows...

UPDATE: Former California high school teachers Melody Lippert and Michelle Ghirelli have pleaded guilty to having sex with a 17-year-old student during their drug and sex filled party on the beach last January (2015.) Michelle Ghirelli also pleaded guilty to a felony count of furnishing a controlled substance. While neither of the women will face jail time, Lipper and Ghirelli will both be sentenced to three years probation. Lippert will also have to perform 15 days of community service while Ghirelli will serve 180 days in a lock-down rehab facility. The prosecution said that even though the women won't face jail time they will receive a much bigger punishment which is having their teaching credentials revoked for life in the state of California. Original story follows...

On June 4, 2015 Justin Bieber was found guilty of assault and careless driving in an Ontario, Canada courtroom. And even after having been found guilty, the Biebs still doesn't have a "care" in the world.

On May 25, 2015 now former Chicago Bear Ray McDonald was arrested on charges of domestic violence and child endangerment. Bad news for the guy that was just signed for a one-year deal with the Chicago Bears ("da bears") back on March 24, 2015. He was shortly released from his contract and things have been downhill from here. Ol' McDonald had a farm? No! Ol' McDonald had some domestic violence and child endangerment charges!