Let's say you are Andrew Gillum, former candidate for governor of Florida. And let's say you get busted by the cops in a motel room, totally drunk, with a male escort and three bags of crystal meth. What do you do next? What else... you go into rehab!

Rep. Matt Grossell, R-Clearbrook, was arrested in St. Paul in May. He was cited for disorderly conduct and trespassing. This former cop beat up a rent-a-cop while drunk, then refused to leave the hospital. Now he is heading into rehab. Can it get any better? You bet!

UPDATE: Former Congressman, Michael Grimm, has been sentenced to 8 months in jail for tax fraud. And well, life definitely couldn't be more "Grim" for this guy. He did his best to plead for the mercy of the court but the judge didn't buy it saying to Grimm, "Your moral compass needs some reorientation." And that our friends, is what Rikers is for, or at least whichever country club prison he'll be going to. Original story follows...

In March of 2015 Iowa State Rep. Ross Paustian was caught reading 'Sex After Sixty" on the House floor. He later apologized for the incident but not before a photograph went viral. High five to Brianne Pfannenstiel of the Des Moines Register who took the picture! And, Mr. Paustian, so, how's the sex?

In January of 2015, A.J. Holloway, Mayor of Biloxi, Mississippi checked himself into an alcohol treatment program, aka rehab -- good for him!

On February 17, 2015 former Pennsylvania Treasurer Rob McCord pleaded guilty to two attempted extortion charges. Being a former treasurer, it sounds like extortion was right up his alley! This guy knows money! Next skill to master - making license plates.