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Category: Politicians

Rep. Matt Grossell, R-Clearbrook, was arrested in St. Paul in May. He was cited for disorderly conduct and trespassing. This former cop beat up a rent-a-cop while drunk, then refused to leave the hospital. Now he is heading into rehab. Can it get any better? You bet!

Category: Athletes

Former All-Star Colorado Rockies first baseman Todd Helton has received a misdemeanour citation on a charge of driving under the influence after getting involved in a one-car accident. And so it's into rehab for Todd!

Category: Celebrities

What would it be like if someone threw a party and nobody came. Or worse... nobody noticed. Well... it would be like when Paris Jackson checked into rehab.

Category: Business Leaders

It came as a shock to employees and management of the non-profit organization UNISON when President and CEO Laurene Gramling Lambach was arrested for possible embezzlement on November 20, 2018, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The highly educated Lambach was charged with helping people in her capacity as head of UNISON. Now she's just charged!

Category: Celebrities

Heather Locklear, recently the subject of high-profile run-ins with police, has voluntarily agreed to undergo long-term rehab for substance-abuse and mental-health issues, TMZ reports.

Category: Celebrities

Vince Vaughn is in jail after an early morning bust for DUI. According to law enforcement, the actor was arrested around 4 AM in Manhattan Beach, CA -- about 30 minutes south of Los Angeles. He played the part of a convict... now life imitates art.