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Rick Perry Indicted, You Know What That Smells Like?
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Smells like a pile of bullshit. But here's the story, Rick Perry was indicted by a Travis County grand jury on August 15, 2014. The first charge was abuse of official capacity, for threatening to veto $7.5 million in funding for a Public Integrity Unit (a first degree felony.) What the hell oxymoron is a Public Integrity Unit?
Disney star Debby Ryan busted for DUI apologizes
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Former Disney star Debby Ryan has apologized to her fans following a DUI arrest. The 22-year-old "Jessie" star was apprehended by police after crashing her Audi into a Mercedes in Los Angeles. Right two cars and right city! She failed a field sobriety test and was charged with two misdemeanors: driving under the influence and driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher. The charge of idiot was not mentioned.
Canadian oil advocate apologizes for post declaring lesbians are hot
- Category: The Rest Of Us
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Whether lesbians are hot... or not... doesn't really matter. (We think they're hot, but nobody's asking us.) What matters is that a Canadian oil advocacy group's effort to promote Canadian oil has gotten them into hot water. And no amount of Canadian oil will soothe that burning sensation when the internet opens fire.
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