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As Seen on TV: The Not-So-Clean Life of Billy Mays
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Billy Mays (1958-2009)
Pitchman Billy Mays was quite the salesman. With his over-the-top voice and can-do attitude, Billy could pitch almost anything and his loyal audience would buy. Get it while supplies last. But in the end not even a load of OxiClean could clean up Billy's act. Nicknamed "Pitchfork", we can now literally say, "Put a fork in 'im, he's done!"
Lisa Marie Presley Into Rehab After Messy Divorce Split
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Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of the late superstar Elvis Presley and Priscilla Presley has checked into a rehab facility in Los Angeles, We don't want to be cruel here, but the reported $400,000 a month this may set her back seems a bit pricey to us, Such is the cost of being a multi-millionaire celebrity addict. It appears her recent divorce after 10 years of marriage from her fourth husband Michael Lockwood may have triggered her relapse into drug and alcohol abuse.
Don't Worry, She Didn't Have Cruel Intentions
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While in Atlanta filming The Good Lie, the oh so lovable and talented Reese Witherspoon was arrested on April 19th, 2013 during a traffic stop. Here's the scoop on this pile of poop!
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