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All Star Todd Helton Into Rehab After DUI Crash
- Category: Athletes
Former All-Star Colorado Rockies first baseman Todd Helton has received a misdemeanour citation on a charge of driving under the influence after getting involved in a one-car accident. And so it's into rehab for Todd!
Paris Jackson Into Rehab and Nobody Noticed
- Category: Celebrities
What would it be like if someone threw a party and nobody came. Or worse... nobody noticed. Well... it would be like when Paris Jackson checked into rehab.
Laurene Gramling Lambach: CEO of UNISON, Arrested for Embezzlement
- Category: Business Leaders
It came as a shock to employees and management of the non-profit organization UNISON when President and CEO Laurene Gramling Lambach was arrested for possible embezzlement on November 20, 2018, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The highly educated Lambach was charged with helping people in her capacity as head of UNISON. Now she's just charged!
Heather Locklear Checks Into Rehab
- Category: Celebrities
Heather Locklear, recently the subject of high-profile run-ins with police, has voluntarily agreed to undergo long-term rehab for substance-abuse and mental-health issues, TMZ reports.
Vince Vaughn Arrested for DUI
- Category: Celebrities
Vince Vaughn is in jail after an early morning bust for DUI. According to law enforcement, the actor was arrested around 4 AM in Manhattan Beach, CA -- about 30 minutes south of Los Angeles. He played the part of a convict... now life imitates art.
'Titanic' Actor Mark Chapman Arrested for Assaulting Girlfriend
- Category: Celebrities
Mark Chapman -- the guy who arguably saves Rose's life in "Titanic" when she grabs his whistle off his dead, frozen body -- was arrested for allegedly choking his girlfriend after she dumped him.
