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Category: Athletes
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Ryan Lochte is returning to competitive swimming for the first time since serving a 14-month ban for receiving a banned intravenous injection. This after doing a stint in rehab to boot. It looks like the bad-boy of past Olympics has maybe cleaned up his act and is ready to compete once again.

Category: The Rest Of Us
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We all know dogs and cats don't always get along. Now there's proof. Margaret Werker, 73, of Colorado Springs, pleaded guilty to a felony animal cruelty charge. Her offense? Tossing poisoned chicken over the fence to her neighbor's dog -- while wearing a cat shirt. Get it? Remember... she represents the rest of us!

Category: Celebrities
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In Game of Thrones someone was always getting screwed or killed... or both. Now Kit Harington gets screwed up, all stressed out and enters rehab before his career gets killed. No game here.

Category: Politicians
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Rep. Matt Grossell, R-Clearbrook, was arrested in St. Paul in May. He was cited for disorderly conduct and trespassing. This former cop beat up a rent-a-cop while drunk, then refused to leave the hospital. Now he is heading into rehab. Can it get any better? You bet!

Category: Athletes
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Former All-Star Colorado Rockies first baseman Todd Helton has received a misdemeanour citation on a charge of driving under the influence after getting involved in a one-car accident. And so it's into rehab for Todd!

Category: Celebrities
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What would it be like if someone threw a party and nobody came. Or worse... nobody noticed. Well... it would be like when Paris Jackson checked into rehab.