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Former Tennis Champion Bob Hewitt Found Guilty Of Sexual Assault
- Category: Athletes
In March of 2015 former Grand Slam tennis champion Bob Hewitt was found guilty on two counts of rape and one of sexual assault in a South African High Court. Grand slam on the tennis court, but apparently not in the bedroom for this old man.
Kathryn Dennis Loses That Southern Charm Enters Rehab
- Category: Celebrities
Charming! That's all we can say about Southern Charm star Kathryn Dennis who entered rehab for "unspecified treatment." In reality this reality show star has had her battles with drugs and alcohol, so why else would she take the rehab route? And there's more considering her custody battle for her kids with their father Thomas Ravenel!
Croatian Model Sara Grkovic Arrested
- Category: The Rest Of Us
At the beginning of February 2015 Croatian model Sara Grkovic (can you pronounce it please?) was arrested after allegedly stabbing her twin sister with a kitchen knife. Now why would she do such a thing? Apparently it happened during an argument over the love of a man they both admired. Lucky guy... yeah... lucky he wasn't there!
Police Arrest Mom-Daughter Hooker Team
- Category: The Rest Of Us
A mother-daughter prostitution team is behind bars on Febriary 14 (Valentine's Day!) following their arrest in an undercover sting launched by Florida police. After spotting a backpage.com ad placed by a “SeXy MILF”[1] with an “Awesome Attitude & Personality” who enjoyed performing oral sex without a condom, a cop called to arrange a $100, 30-minute encounter with “Tamara.” You can see where this one went.
What Amanda Bynes Wants: How Her Bad Behavior has Reached a "Threatening" Level
- Category: Celebrities
It's been a tough few years for Amanda Bynes, but her bad behavior never seems to stop. The former child star from the Nickelodeon series All That and The Amanda Show, as well as movies What a Girl Wants and Easy A, has proven time and time again that she is a very, very (very) unstable person (for additional proof, check out her Twitter page! She's a loon!).
Rehab Guru Christopher Bathum Accused of Sex Slavery (UPDATE)
- Category: Business Leaders
It's all so sordid... yet around here so delicious! A former crook (he was convicted of felony mail and wire fraud in 2002) with no formal medical training or certification, gets to run a million dollar rehab operation in Malibu. And there he drugs, imprisons and screws his patients - literally. Only in California... where rehab and sex are considered a lifestyle.
UPDATE: This mook just got himself arrested for "transport [or] sale of a controlled substance. Oh yeah, and the California Department of Health wants to shut down his entire operation.
Ant McPartlin re-enters rehab as Saturday Night Takeaway cancelled after arrest
- Category: Celebrities
Ant McPartlin is stepping down from his television commitments and will head back to rehab following his arrest on suspicion of drunk-driving. Stepped on like an ant by the law, now stepping down. This guy is really out of step.
DMX Checks into Rehab (UPDATE! Again!!!)
- Category: Celebrities
First DMX blew off his fans by postponing a bunch of shows. Then he flew to California and checked into rehab. And of course it was all followed by the usual management apology to fans. This reads like the re-run of every drugged up rapper's life story. You'd think that at age 46 this guy would finally get it together. Nope... X that thought! And now he's at it again!
