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Category: Politicians
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Let's say you are Andrew Gillum, former candidate for governor of Florida. And let's say you get busted by the cops in a motel room, totally drunk, with a male escort and three bags of crystal meth. What do you do next? What else... you go into rehab!

Category: Celebrities
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Metallica says its frontman James Hetfield has re-entered rehab, and so the band is canceling its upcoming tour in Australia and New Zealand. We thought he just got out... maybe he never left?

Category: The Rest Of Us
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Jussie Smollet alleged "attackers" Abel and Ola Osundairo are showing off their acting skills in a new sketch that's supposed to be comedic ... but really just looks weird as hell.

Category: Athletes
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Ryan Lochte is returning to competitive swimming for the first time since serving a 14-month ban for receiving a banned intravenous injection. This after doing a stint in rehab to boot. It looks like the bad-boy of past Olympics has maybe cleaned up his act and is ready to compete once again.

Category: The Rest Of Us
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We all know dogs and cats don't always get along. Now there's proof. Margaret Werker, 73, of Colorado Springs, pleaded guilty to a felony animal cruelty charge. Her offense? Tossing poisoned chicken over the fence to her neighbor's dog -- while wearing a cat shirt. Get it? Remember... she represents the rest of us!

Category: Celebrities
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In Game of Thrones someone was always getting screwed or killed... or both. Now Kit Harington gets screwed up, all stressed out and enters rehab before his career gets killed. No game here.