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'Real Housewives' star Luann de Lesseps enters rehab after drunken arrest
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There is nothing real about the TV reality show Real Housewives. Nothing. It's just another so-called reality show that is totally scripted and fake... like everything else on TV. But hold on... apparenlty now we have in fact uncovered one thing that is real. Real Housewives star Luann de Lesseps is a real drunk - really. And into rehab she goes!
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
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... or something like that. Tom Hanks' rapper son, Chet Haze (must be in a haze with that stage name), has apparently gone into rehab to kick the cocaine addiction he admitted to earlier this month. Wait a minute, what?! Tom Hanks' son is a rapper?! We don't know which part of this story is more disturbing to us -- the drug addicted son of a famous Hollywood star or the fact that the guy is a rapper? On second thought we think this one is obvious...
As Seen on TV: The Not-So-Clean Life of Billy Mays
- Category: Business Leaders
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Billy Mays (1958-2009)
Pitchman Billy Mays was quite the salesman. With his over-the-top voice and can-do attitude, Billy could pitch almost anything and his loyal audience would buy. Get it while supplies last. But in the end not even a load of OxiClean could clean up Billy's act. Nicknamed "Pitchfork", we can now literally say, "Put a fork in 'im, he's done!"
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