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Category: Business Leaders

As a young man, Bill Gates took the fall... but it didn't hurt his career any. In fact, his little incident of youth may have even given him some street cred! And don't you just love how he smiled for his mug shot?

Category: Athletes

Headlines read that, "Michael Phelps Rehab Over, Reunites with Ex-Girlfriend". He better feel lucky that he was in rehab and not in jail. Otherwise the headlines might have read: "Michael Phelps Breaks Up With Boyfriend As He Leaves Prison, Reunites with Ex-Girlfriend".

Category: Celebrities

Gone are the days of comedic relief of the Bill Cosby show... and those picture perfect moments that we remember him by. America's dad is dead.

Category: The Rest Of Us

Surprise Surprise! Theodora Richards, the daughter of famed Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards, has reportedly exited her second stint in rehab. Only 17 more to go to get to her dad's 19th Nervous Breakdown!

Category: Celebrities

Star Wars actor Jake Broadbent was arrested this month (June 2015) after leading South Carolina police on a 25-mile high speed chase. We must say, the "force" was strong with this one. Well, that is until he crashed his car and got arrested... by the police force!

Category: Celebrities

Colin Farrell has reportedly entered rehab after worries that he may ‘start using again’. In rehab speak that usually means started using again and probably got caught. Either way, in he goes.

Category: Athletes

Curt Schilling, the controversial former baseball player is now a former baseballl commentator. He was finally fired from his nearly 7-year gig at ESPN over a recent Facebook post showing a meme in support of the North Carolina law barring transgender people from using bathrooms that don't... uh... match-up with the equipment they were issued at birth. See? Mention a toilet in public and that's where your career ends up.

Category: Celebrities

Jordan Cashmyer, who was featured in the 5th season of 16 & Pregnant, has checked herself into rehab. She was said to have hit rock bottom after losing her job at the gym. Then she reportedly became so intoxicated at her mom's house that she stumbled and busted up her face. We thought she hit bottom when she was knocked-up and homeless at 16... go figure.