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Swedish DJ Avicii, real name Tim Bergling, died at age 28 on Friday, April 20. Death is sad. But what is sadder is to see such a great and beloved talent succumb to what clearly could have been avoided. There will be no toasts in this guy's honor... now that he's toast. Too much drink and not enough think -- gone at 28.

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Colin Farrell has reportedly entered rehab after worries that he may ‘start using again’. In rehab speak that usually means started using again and probably got caught. Either way, in he goes.

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Emma Kenney is the 18-year-old actress who currently stars in the Roseanne reboot as Harris Conner-Healy. What a big girl - and smart too. She figured out that substance abuse and hanging with the wrong crowd is a road to blowing up the career break of a lifetime. So good for her... into rehab she goes!

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Ant McPartlin is stepping down from his television commitments and will head back to rehab following his arrest on suspicion of drunk-driving. Stepped on like an ant by the law, now stepping down. This guy is really out of step.

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My Big Fat Fabulous Life star Whitney Way Thore shared a bombshell reveal with friends during a shocking show teaser: her roommate Buddy Bell is in rehab for cocaine addiction. Just to be clear... there are some big fat things here for sure. But we do not see any fabulous at all. Nothing. More like a big fat who cares.

Category: Athletes
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Basketball Hall of Famer and former Chicago Bulls champion Dennis Rodman got arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. So into rehab he goes... again! Maybe he should just stay there... save us the trouble of writing the same story over and over.