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Dennis Rodman Scores A Double - Into Rehab AGAIN!
- Category: Athletes
Basketball Hall of Famer and former Chicago Bulls champion Dennis Rodman got arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. So into rehab he goes... again! Maybe he should just stay there... save us the trouble of writing the same story over and over.
'Real Housewives' star Luann de Lesseps enters rehab after drunken arrest
- Category: Celebrities
There is nothing real about the TV reality show Real Housewives. Nothing. It's just another so-called reality show that is totally scripted and fake... like everything else on TV. But hold on... apparenlty now we have in fact uncovered one thing that is real. Real Housewives star Luann de Lesseps is a real drunk - really. And into rehab she goes!
Hollywood's Most Wanted - Harassers, Molesters and Rapists Rap Sheet
- Category: Celebrities
At Into Rehab we know enough to keep our hands to ourselves, keep our mouths shut, and pay for sex only when we have to. But for years the pigs in Hollywood have been known to grab 'em, poke 'em and spank 'em whenever the hell they pleased. Now that their dirty little secrets are out, our friends at Breitbart have done the heavy lifting and compiled a rap sheet of the worst offenders. Enjoy!
DMX Checks into Rehab (UPDATE! Again!!!)
- Category: Celebrities
First DMX blew off his fans by postponing a bunch of shows. Then he flew to California and checked into rehab. And of course it was all followed by the usual management apology to fans. This reads like the re-run of every drugged up rapper's life story. You'd think that at age 46 this guy would finally get it together. Nope... X that thought! And now he's at it again!
Kix Guitarist Ronnie Youkins Back Into Rehab
- Category: Celebrities
Veteran rockers Kix have revealed the details of a shocking incident where their guitarist Ronnie Younkins failed to show up for a gig. He remained out of touch until the following morning when he was finally found "not in great condition and very upset.” Lucky he didn't get kicked out of Kix right there. Now Youkins is gonna have to kick his habit as he heads Into Rehab.
Mini-Me Into Rehab Big-Time
- Category: Celebrities
Austin Powers and Celebrity Big Brother star Verne Troyer says he'll be entering rehab for alcohol addiction. After a 2-week stint in the hospital, the 48-year-old actor has confirmed to fans he would soon begin treatment for what has been a long-time battle. Even if it costs him "one millllion dollars" it's worth it!
