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Former NFL Lineman Warren Sapp Arrested (UPDATED)
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UPDATE: Straight out of an Arizona court room, Warren Sapp has pleaded guilty to solicitation and assault of 2 prostitutes in an incident that took place in an Arizona hotel room three months ago. But get this, he's getting off pretty easy (apparently the last time he got off this easy was 3 months ago in that hotel room!) Sapp will not be serving any time behind bars and has been required to enroll in two counseling programs. Some are calling these programs "hooker rehab". The best part is that one program he's already finished and the other program he is currently in. Sapp was also ordered to pay restitution to the prostitutes, $1,171.24 to one, and $150 to the other. That brings the total amount paid to both prostitutes: $1921.24 -- a pretty expensive trick! Check out the original story...
Mel Gibson, Douchebag of Dubious Distinction
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Mel Gibson Enters Rehab to Battle Alcoholism
Mel Gibson has to deal with many issues in his life right now and he has made a wise decision to deal with them in a clean and sober state. And so.... into rehab!
It's Into Rehab For Randy Travis (we'll bet you lunch)
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Country Music Singer Crashes Car Naked, Threatens To Kill Police
Country star Randy Travis is in a pickle once again. Last Tuesday night he was arrested on suspicion of driving while intoxicated. Travis was arrested around 11:59 p.m. with only minor injuries after crashing his car in Texas, TMZ reports.
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