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Go Out Back And Cut Me A Switch!
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Athletes
- Hits: 1958
Minnesota Vikings star running back Adrian Peterson was indicted on September 12, 2014 by a Texas grand jury on charges of reckless or negligent injury to a child.
EDM DJ-Producer Avicii Dead at 28
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
- Hits: 1399
Swedish DJ Avicii, real name Tim Bergling, died at age 28 on Friday, April 20. Death is sad. But what is sadder is to see such a great and beloved talent succumb to what clearly could have been avoided. There will be no toasts in this guy's honor... now that he's toast. Too much drink and not enough think -- gone at 28.
All Star Todd Helton Into Rehab After DUI Crash
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Athletes
- Hits: 1306
Former All-Star Colorado Rockies first baseman Todd Helton has received a misdemeanour citation on a charge of driving under the influence after getting involved in a one-car accident. And so it's into rehab for Todd!
Andrew Gillum Is A Real Loser - Here's Proof!
- Written by Norris S Garman
- Category: Politicians
- Hits: 887
Let's say you are Andrew Gillum, former candidate for governor of Florida. And let's say you get busted by the cops in a motel room, totally drunk, with a male escort and three bags of crystal meth. What do you do next? What else... you go into rehab!
