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WWE Hall of Famer Released from Prison ... Going to Rehab
- Category: Athletes
WWE Hall of Famer Tammy Sytch[1] -- aka "Sunny" -- has been released from prison and is currently on her way back to a rehab center ... TMZ Sports has learned. The 44-year-old wrestling legend was locked up back in September for violating her probation stemming from a DUI case.
Cops: Man, 74, Gave Out Hash Cookies At Mass
- Category: The Rest Of Us
FEBRUARY 2--A 74-year-old man has been charged with distributing chocolate chip cookies laced with hash oil to fellow parishioners at an Indiana church, according to investigators. Police this week announced that misdemeanor charges[1] have been filed against Brian Jones in connection with an incident last year at St. John the Apostle Catholic Church in Bloomington.
Tom Brady Superfan Sought On Multiple Felony Narcotics Warrants, Records Show
- Category: The Rest Of Us
On the eve of Tom Brady’s seventh appearance in the Super Bowl, the quarterback’s biggest fan (next to this guy[1]) is a wanted man. Victor Thompson, 48, is named in four separate arrest warrants, according to Florida court records. Three of the warrants are for felony narcotics possession cases, while the fourth warrant is for Thompson’s failure to appear in court on another drug case.
Cartwheeling Substitute Teacher Exposed Self To High School Choir Class, Police Charge
- Category: The Rest Of Us
A substitute teacher was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure after she performed a cartwheel in a high school choir class “with no under garments on,” police allege. According to cops, Lacey Sponsler, 34, exposed herself to students last Friday at Pawhuska High School in Pawhuska, a city about 50 miles north of Tulsa.
Cops: Woman Stabbed Beau Over Threesome
- Category: The Rest Of Us
JANUARY 31--An Arizona woman stabbed her boyfriend with a pair of scissors after he declined her request to engage in a threesome with a woman that the alleged assailant had met at a local dog park, police charge.
Cops Snatch Novelty Store Robbery Suspect
- Category: The Rest Of Us
An Arkansas man suspected of robbing an adult novelty store was arrested after a stolen sex toy fell out of his pocket as he was approached by a police officer. Andrew Bell, 30, entered the Seductions store in Fayetteville around 9 PM Wednesday and browsed for about 30 minutes before a worker spotted him walking into a back room “attempting to get out of the sight of the employee,” He was playing hide the salami... really!
