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Cops Snatch Novelty Store Robbery Suspect
- Category: The Rest Of Us
An Arkansas man suspected of robbing an adult novelty store was arrested after a stolen sex toy fell out of his pocket as he was approached by a police officer. Andrew Bell, 30, entered the Seductions store in Fayetteville around 9 PM Wednesday and browsed for about 30 minutes before a worker spotted him walking into a back room “attempting to get out of the sight of the employee,” He was playing hide the salami... really!
Jailers Get Eyeful While Booking Woman For DUI
- Category: The Rest Of Us
Meet Kassie Raelyn Rowan. Jail personnel in Tahlequah, Oklahoma got an eyeful earlier this month when the 19-year-old was booked following her arrest for drunk driving. Rowan was collared late on a Monday evening by a Tahlequah Police Department officer. She is scheduled for a March 13 hearing on the misdemeanor charge.
Lamar Odom Released From Rehab
- Category: Athletes
Lamar has gone from athlete to clown. In September 2009, Odom married Khloé Kardashian. On August 30, 2013, Odom was arrested on charges of driving under the influence. Can you guess why he was drinking? On October 13, 2015, Odom was hospitalized after being discovered unconscious at the Love Ranch, a brothel in Crystal, Nevada. Fast forward to today... and now he's back in and out again. Our real question: When will this guy go away?
16 and Pregnant's Valerie Fairman Dead In Spite of 5 Trips to Rehab
- Category: Celebrities
Valerie Fairman (1993-2016)
Valerie Fairrman of 16 and Pregnant fame has died. The cause of death was not immediately reported and remained under investigation. But c'mon folks... 16... pregnant.... a history of arrests for prostitution and using false ID... and a history of substance abuse. We are sad to say this is a definite OD. She leaves a 7-year old child.
Chevy Chase Back Into Rehab For His 30-Year Tuneup
- Category: Celebrities
Chevy Chase has checked into the infamous Hazelden Addiction Treatment Center in Minnesota to treat his continuing abuse of alcohol. In typical PR fashion the excuse for the man who was Fletch will make you wretch. His rep stated it's only a "tune-up" because the aging actor "wants to be the best he can be." Well, we think too much "bottoms-up" has clearly made him "the worst that he is" and so into rehab he goes.
Lisa Marie Presley Into Rehab After Messy Divorce Split
- Category: Celebrities
Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of the late superstar Elvis Presley and Priscilla Presley has checked into a rehab facility in Los Angeles, We don't want to be cruel here, but the reported $400,000 a month this may set her back seems a bit pricey to us, Such is the cost of being a multi-millionaire celebrity addict. It appears her recent divorce after 10 years of marriage from her fourth husband Michael Lockwood may have triggered her relapse into drug and alcohol abuse.
