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As Seen on TV: The Not-So-Clean Life of Billy Mays
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Billy Mays (1958-2009)
Pitchman Billy Mays was quite the salesman. With his over-the-top voice and can-do attitude, Billy could pitch almost anything and his loyal audience would buy. Get it while supplies last. But in the end not even a load of OxiClean could clean up Billy's act. Nicknamed "Pitchfork", we can now literally say, "Put a fork in 'im, he's done!"
Tyrann Mathieu - Why Is This News?
- Category: Athletes
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Tyrann Mathieu, the former LSU football player who was kicked off the team for allegedly violating the so called school's so called "substance abuse policy"- has.... Wait for it... Checked, himself, into.... Rehab.
Surprisingly, Robin Williams Did Not Die From Substance Abuse
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Robin Williams (1951-2014)
Decades ago, when Robin Williams was just starting to become famous with his madcap, stream-of-consciousness performances on “Mork and Mindy,” one would have made a good bet that he would eventually kill himself through substance abuse. It can be safely said that many of his comedic performances occurred while he was high on cocaine. However, Williams’ recent death by suicide was not directly related to his substance abuse problems.
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