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Canadian oil advocate apologizes for post declaring lesbians are hot
- Category: The Rest Of Us
Whether lesbians are hot... or not... doesn't really matter. (We think they're hot, but nobody's asking us.) What matters is that a Canadian oil advocacy group's effort to promote Canadian oil has gotten them into hot water. And no amount of Canadian oil will soothe that burning sensation when the internet opens fire.
Kathryn Dennis Loses That Southern Charm Enters Rehab
- Category: Celebrities
Charming! That's all we can say about Southern Charm star Kathryn Dennis who entered rehab for "unspecified treatment." In reality this reality show star has had her battles with drugs and alcohol, so why else would she take the rehab route? And there's more considering her custody battle for her kids with their father Thomas Ravenel!
Lil Wayne Shows How Small He Really Is
- Category: Celebrities
Lil Wayne's got a problem keeping time and the good folks at High Times are pissed off about it ... after he abruptly ended a pot festival concert. This rapper rapped things up early ranting and raving about who knows what. Only the audience was left to wonder ... WTF?
Rehab Guru Christopher Bathum Accused of Sex Slavery (UPDATE)
- Category: Business Leaders
It's all so sordid... yet around here so delicious! A former crook (he was convicted of felony mail and wire fraud in 2002) with no formal medical training or certification, gets to run a million dollar rehab operation in Malibu. And there he drugs, imprisons and screws his patients - literally. Only in California... where rehab and sex are considered a lifestyle.
UPDATE: This mook just got himself arrested for "transport [or] sale of a controlled substance. Oh yeah, and the California Department of Health wants to shut down his entire operation.
Selma Blair Airplane Rant Turns Into Ride on a Stretcher
- Category: Celebrities
Television and film actress Selma Blair was taken on a stretcher to a hospital for treatment after she lost it on a plane. After mixing meds and alcohol she went into an uncontrollable rant. Better add don't drink and fly to your list of good advice... especially for actresses on meds!
Below Deck's Kate Chastain Arrested for Domestic Violence
- Category: Celebrities
Kate Chastain, star of Bravo reality show Below Deck, was arrested following a fight with her girlfriend in Melbourne Beach, Florida. Chastain, who is the chief stewardess on the series' charter yacht, was charged with battery by strangulation and domestic violence. Decking her girlfriend gets no bravos from us!
