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FEBRUARY 2--A 74-year-old man has been charged with distributing chocolate chip cookies laced with hash oil to fellow parishioners at an Indiana church, according to investigators. Police this week announced that misdemeanor charges[1] have been filed against Brian Jones in connection with an incident last year at St. John the Apostle Catholic Church in Bloomington.

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On the eve of Tom Brady’s seventh appearance in the Super Bowl, the quarterback’s biggest fan (next to this guy[1]) is a wanted man. Victor Thompson, 48, is named in four separate arrest warrants, according to Florida court records. Three of the warrants are for felony narcotics possession cases, while the fourth warrant is for Thompson’s failure to appear in court on another drug case.

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A substitute teacher was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure after she performed a cartwheel in a high school choir class “with no under garments on,” police allege. According to cops, Lacey Sponsler, 34, exposed herself to students last Friday at Pawhuska High School in Pawhuska, a city about 50 miles north of Tulsa.

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An Arkansas man suspected of robbing an adult novelty store was arrested after a stolen sex toy fell out of his pocket as he was approached by a police officer. Andrew Bell, 30, entered the Seductions store in Fayetteville around 9 PM Wednesday and browsed for about 30 minutes before a worker spotted him walking into a back room “attempting to get out of the sight of the employee,” He was playing hide the salami... really!

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Meet Kassie Raelyn Rowan. Jail personnel in Tahlequah, Oklahoma  got an eyeful earlier this month when the 19-year-old was booked following her arrest for drunk driving. Rowan was collared late on a Monday evening by a Tahlequah Police Department officer. She is scheduled for a March 13 hearing on the misdemeanor charge.

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Lamar has gone from athlete to clown. In September 2009, Odom married Khloé Kardashian. On August 30, 2013, Odom was arrested on charges of driving under the influence. Can you guess why he was drinking? On October 13, 2015, Odom was hospitalized after being discovered unconscious at the Love Ranch, a brothel in Crystal, Nevada. Fast forward to today... and now he's back in and out again. Our real question: When will this guy go away?