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Category: The Rest Of Us

Curtis Ward, the would-be actor and con-director behind a critically acclaimed thug documentary, was arrested over the weekend following a standoff with police at a funeral service for his grandfather. This bad actor was acting badly, and when SWAT arrived it was the final act for him.

Category: Celebrities

Yikes! Actor Michael Smith, known for the role of the lovably goofy Bubbles in the hit show 'Trailer Park Boys', was arrested for domestic battery. Looeds like Bubbles blew it on this one. But in a surprise turnaround the LA City Attorney rejected the case for insufficient evidence. Read how this all happened.

Category: Celebrities

Cole Hauser, who played the villain in the 2003 second installment of the franchise hit 2 Fast 2 Furious proves that life imitates the movies... and life imitates life. Not remembering or caring that another Fast & Furious alumni Paul Walker lost his life behind the wheel, Hauser was busted in LA for DUI after recklessly weaving on the 101 freeway. He was going too fast... and we'll bet his fans and his mamma are now furious.

Category: Athletes

Curt Schilling, the controversial former baseball player is now a former baseballl commentator. He was finally fired from his nearly 7-year gig at ESPN over a recent Facebook post showing a meme in support of the North Carolina law barring transgender people from using bathrooms that don't... uh... match-up with the equipment they were issued at birth. See? Mention a toilet in public and that's where your career ends up.

Category: Celebrities

Former Disney star Debby Ryan has apologized to her fans following a DUI arrest. The 22-year-old "Jessie" star was apprehended by police after crashing her Audi into a Mercedes in Los Angeles. Right two cars and right city! She failed a field sobriety test and was charged with two misdemeanors: driving under the influence and driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher. The charge of idiot was not mentioned.

Category: Celebrities

Margaret Cho, the tattooed Asian comedienne who is known for her edgy style of humor got a little too close to the edge at the Stress Factor comedy club in New Jersey last weekend. Whatever stress she was under she forgot many of her punchlines and resorted to ranting at audience members as many left the show in disappointment. Gives new meaning to her tour name "... There's a Cho in Psycho."