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Category: Athletes

This past February 2015, Indianapolis Colts running back Ahmad Bradshaw entered a plea of not guilty to a drug possession charge stemming from a traffic violation in Ohio. This usually calls for some sort of "up in smoke" joke. Hey, that rhymes!

Category: Celebrities

Surprised? We're not! The poor "actress" hasn't been getting a lot of work recently, so it only makes sense that she should be getting arrested.

Category: Celebrities

Over here at Into Rehab, we like apologies. And Bono is apparently apologizing... for an apology! While this isn't a celebrity acting his worst, we still feel it's a story we couldn't resist.

Category: The Rest Of Us

Two on-air "personalities" from Fox News were suspended Monday for using profanities during a broadcast in response to President Barack Obama's Sunday terrorism speech. All we can say is: "Do their mother's know they talk like this?" Well... if they were tuned in, they do now!

Category: The Rest Of Us

On May 15, 2015, Matthew Apperson, the man who shot George Zimmerman, turned himself in to the custody of Lake Mary, Florida Police. This after being charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and firing into a moving car. Half of the world was happy to hear of the news that Zimmerman had been shot, hoping Apperson was a neighborhood watchman putting Zimmerman "in his place". The other half, well, didn't care because the news came out of Florida and who gives a shit about Florida.

Category: Celebrities

James Argent one of the stars of the British reality television series The Only Way Is Essex has reportedly checked Into Rehab on December 7th. This was not in the script! Let's see if we got this right. The Only Way Is Essex (known to fans as TOWIE) is a BAFTA award-winning "scripted reality" television soap opera based in Essex, England. Hmmm scripted reality... that means totally fake, right? Just checking.

Category: Celebrities

Former Disney star Debby Ryan has apologized to her fans following a DUI arrest. The 22-year-old "Jessie" star was apprehended by police after crashing her Audi into a Mercedes in Los Angeles. Right two cars and right city! She failed a field sobriety test and was charged with two misdemeanors: driving under the influence and driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher. The charge of idiot was not mentioned.

Category: The Rest Of Us

Surprise Surprise! Theodora Richards, the daughter of famed Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards, has reportedly exited her second stint in rehab. Only 17 more to go to get to her dad's 19th Nervous Breakdown!