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Category: Athletes
The third time is a charm for this charming young man, as Jeff Adrien, former college and NBA basketball player lands back in jail - this time for allegedly trying to kick a police officer, No we didn't say football or soccer player, but hey... this guy may need a new job when he gets out.

Category: Celebrities

At Into Rehab we know enough to keep our hands to ourselves, keep our mouths shut, and pay for sex only when we have to. But for years the pigs in Hollywood have been known to grab 'em, poke 'em and spank 'em whenever the hell they pleased. Now that their dirty little secrets are out, our friends at Breitbart have done the heavy lifting and compiled a rap sheet of the worst offenders. Enjoy!

Category: Athletes

Preakness Stakes-winning jockey Kent Desormeaux has gone to alcohol rehabilitation in Utah. Sources say he will return in time to ride Exaggerator in the Belmont Stakes Saturday June 11. "It was time to take a sober look at my life and take this step," Desormeaux said in a brief statement issued through his agent J.R. Pegram. Hmmm... jockey... alcohol.. somewhere in here there is a short snort joke.

Category: Athletes

Rams safety T.J. McDonald was arrested Tuesday morning on suspicion of driving under the influence of a substance other than alcohol. What was he taking... stupid pills? And of course he took the shortcut to jail... driving under the influence and crashing a parked car.

Category: The Rest Of Us

A husband and wife were found dead in Murfreesboro, Tennessee on the night of May 16. Anthony Gaunichaux and his wife, Amanda Gaunichaux died in what appears to be a murder-suicide after a domestic dispute.

Category: Celebrities

On June 24, 2015 Rapper Rick Ross (aka William Roberts) was arrested on charges of kidnapping and assault. Allegedly Ross forced a man into a guesthouse at his suburban-Atlanta estate. He allegedly proceeded to beat the man with a handgun (good thing he didn't shoot him), chipping his teeth and mangling his jaw so badly that the victim was unable to chew food. Well, all we can say is "bottoms up!"

Category: Business Leaders

As a young man, Bill Gates took the fall... but it didn't hurt his career any. In fact, his little incident of youth may have even given him some street cred! And don't you just love how he smiled for his mug shot?

Category: Athletes

This past February 2015, Lance Armstrong kept himself out of court by pleading guilty to careless driving. The charges came after Armstrong hit two parked cars in December 2014 while driving his SUV in Aspen, Colorado. We gotta ask, was his SUV on steroids, or is Armstrong such a really bad driver that he managed to hit not one, but two parked cars.