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SpongeBob SquarePants Star Beats DUI Rap With Deal
- Category: Celebrities
Rodger Bumpass (not dumbass - although he is!) the actor who voices Squidward Tentacles on "SpongeBob SquarePants" won't be spending any time in a pineapple under the sea (that is jail) thanks to a killer plea deal.
LA Rams Tre Mason tasered arrested on drug charges in Florida
- Category: Athletes
Police in Florida twice used a stun gun to incapacitate Los Angeles Rams running back Tre Mason during an arrest on drug and traffic charges Saturday. Another stunning example of our best and dumbest.
Bobby Brown Back in Rehab - Not How Come - More Like Ho Hum
- Category: Celebrities
Bobby Brown one-time husband of the late Whitney Houston and father of their late daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown has reportedly checked into rehab for his own ongoing cocaine and alcohol problems. This from an anonymous source. We wonder if it's that same anonymous source that leaks all the interesting stories about publicity seeking celebrities.
Ex-NBA Player Jeff Adrien Arrested for 3rd Time
- Category: Athletes
Former Supermodel Stephanie Seymour Asks Court For Rehab
- Category: The Rest Of Us
Stephanie Seymour, former Victoria's Secret lingerie model, in a Connecticut courtroom appearance, has applied for an alcohol rehab program. She and her lawyer are hoping that will lead to dismissal of her drunk driving and leaving the scene of a crash charges. Looks like things have gone downhill and apparently into a pole for the 47-year mother of four.
Hotel Heir Conrad Hilton Into Rehab To Avoid Jail
- Category: Business Leaders
Conrad Hilton III, younger brother to infamous "famous for being famous" Paris Hilton, will be checking into rehab. The 21-year old hotel heir was spared jail by a judge in Los Angeles, despite calls from authorities to send him to prison. The accommodations may not match one of his family's penthouse suites, but it sure beats a bunk bed and a metal toilet.
