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Boob-Biting Babe Azaelia Banks Begs Out on Court, Gets Bench Warrant
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
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We know... too many B's in the headline. But here's one we left out... bitch... as in stupid bitch... who thought she could blow off the judge on her court date for assault. Azaelia Banks, troubled rapper and well-known bad girl is facing assault and harassment charges for biting the breast of a security guard who tossed her from a club back in December. Her excuse: she was out of the country. Apparently the judge didn't bite.
Ray Rice To Be Allowed Back On the Field, Or In The Boxing Ring
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Athletes
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Ray Rice sure has had a tough year in the media but it seems now that things are rising up. And by "rising"we don't mean an Age-zuki (Japanese for "rising punch".)
LA Rams Tre Mason tasered arrested on drug charges in Florida
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Athletes
- Hits: 1916
Police in Florida twice used a stun gun to incapacitate Los Angeles Rams running back Tre Mason during an arrest on drug and traffic charges Saturday. Another stunning example of our best and dumbest.
Ryan Leaves Jail
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Athletes
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Maybe Ryan Leaf is a name you haven't heard of. But Mr. Leaf has been having his fair share of problems in recent years. And now he's officially "out of jail!"
Former NFL Player Kwame Harris Arrested For DUI
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Athletes
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The former 49ers and Raiders offensive tackle, Kwame Harris, was arrested earlier this month (April 2015) after being accused of driving under the influence and attempting to bite a police officer. I guess you could say this gives a whole new meaning to "taking a bite out of crime"!
Pawn Stars Austin Chumlee Russell Plea Deal on Weapons, Drug Charges (UPDATED)
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
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Austin Russell better known as Chumlee to millions of cable TV viewers of the reality show Pawn Stars, who was arrested in Las Vegas on felony weapon and drug charges, may have dodged a bullet. In this newest episode it looks like Chumlee may not be getting chummy with the guards and inmates at the local Vegas hoosegow. His plea deal may just have saved his ass... literally!