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Category: Celebrities

For someone who has rapped about selling crack since the 5th grade, it's probably no surprise that he would eventually wind up in jail. And now apparently Bobby Shmurda is screaming bloody murder claiming he was framed! 

Category: Celebrities

Rodger Bumpass (not dumbass - although he is!) the actor who voices Squidward Tentacles on "SpongeBob SquarePants" won't be spending any time in a pineapple under the sea (that is jail) thanks to a killer plea deal.

Category: Athletes

Police in Florida twice used a stun gun to incapacitate Los Angeles Rams running back Tre Mason during an arrest on drug and traffic charges Saturday. Another stunning example of our best and dumbest.

Category: Celebrities

Bobby Brown one-time husband of the late Whitney Houston and father of their late daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown has reportedly checked into rehab for his own ongoing cocaine and alcohol problems. This from an anonymous source. We wonder if it's that same anonymous source that leaks all the interesting stories about publicity seeking celebrities.

Category: Athletes
The third time is a charm for this charming young man, as Jeff Adrien, former college and NBA basketball player lands back in jail - this time for allegedly trying to kick a police officer, No we didn't say football or soccer player, but hey... this guy may need a new job when he gets out.

Category: The Rest Of Us

Stephanie Seymour, former Victoria's Secret lingerie model, in a Connecticut courtroom appearance, has applied for an alcohol rehab program. She and her lawyer are hoping that will lead to dismissal of her drunk driving and leaving the scene of a crash charges. Looks like things have gone downhill and apparently into a pole for the 47-year mother of four.