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Curt Schilling ESPN Commentator Canned After Unkind Comments
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Athletes
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Curt Schilling, the controversial former baseball player is now a former baseballl commentator. He was finally fired from his nearly 7-year gig at ESPN over a recent Facebook post showing a meme in support of the North Carolina law barring transgender people from using bathrooms that don't... uh... match-up with the equipment they were issued at birth. See? Mention a toilet in public and that's where your career ends up.
Disney star Debby Ryan busted for DUI apologizes
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
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Former Disney star Debby Ryan has apologized to her fans following a DUI arrest. The 22-year-old "Jessie" star was apprehended by police after crashing her Audi into a Mercedes in Los Angeles. Right two cars and right city! She failed a field sobriety test and was charged with two misdemeanors: driving under the influence and driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher. The charge of idiot was not mentioned.
Margaret Cho Melts Down - Tattoos Still Intact
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
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Margaret Cho, the tattooed Asian comedienne who is known for her edgy style of humor got a little too close to the edge at the Stress Factor comedy club in New Jersey last weekend. Whatever stress she was under she forgot many of her punchlines and resorted to ranting at audience members as many left the show in disappointment. Gives new meaning to her tour name "... There's a Cho in Psycho."
Bobby Shmurda Arrested And Charged With Conspiracy To Commit Murder (UPDATED)
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
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For someone who has rapped about selling crack since the 5th grade, it's probably no surprise that he would eventually wind up in jail. And now apparently Bobby Shmurda is screaming bloody murder claiming he was framed!
SpongeBob SquarePants Star Beats DUI Rap With Deal
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
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Rodger Bumpass (not dumbass - although he is!) the actor who voices Squidward Tentacles on "SpongeBob SquarePants" won't be spending any time in a pineapple under the sea (that is jail) thanks to a killer plea deal.
LA Rams Tre Mason tasered arrested on drug charges in Florida
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Athletes
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Police in Florida twice used a stun gun to incapacitate Los Angeles Rams running back Tre Mason during an arrest on drug and traffic charges Saturday. Another stunning example of our best and dumbest.