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Woman in Cat Shirt Arrested For Poisoning Dog
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We all know dogs and cats don't always get along. Now there's proof. Margaret Werker, 73, of Colorado Springs, pleaded guilty to a felony animal cruelty charge. Her offense? Tossing poisoned chicken over the fence to her neighbor's dog -- while wearing a cat shirt. Get it? Remember... she represents the rest of us!
Kix Guitarist Ronnie Youkins Back Into Rehab
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Veteran rockers Kix have revealed the details of a shocking incident where their guitarist Ronnie Younkins failed to show up for a gig. He remained out of touch until the following morning when he was finally found "not in great condition and very upset.” Lucky he didn't get kicked out of Kix right there. Now Youkins is gonna have to kick his habit as he heads Into Rehab.
Lisa Marie Presley Into Rehab After Messy Divorce Split
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Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of the late superstar Elvis Presley and Priscilla Presley has checked into a rehab facility in Los Angeles, We don't want to be cruel here, but the reported $400,000 a month this may set her back seems a bit pricey to us, Such is the cost of being a multi-millionaire celebrity addict. It appears her recent divorce after 10 years of marriage from her fourth husband Michael Lockwood may have triggered her relapse into drug and alcohol abuse.
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