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Judy Garland Got it Wrong: Celebs are Supposed to Look 20 Years Younger, Not Older!
- Category: Celebrities
Judy Garland (1922-1969)
Have you ever seen a photograph of Judy Garland at the end of her life? If you know her only as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz, you might see that later photograph and think, "Hey, that's nice... a child star who had an impressive career and lived to a ripe old age." That is, If you consider 47 ripe and old.
George Zimmerman Arrested On Domestic Violence Charges
- Category: The Rest Of Us
On January 9, 2015 George Zimmerman was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault and domestic violence with a weapon. The events in question had originally taken place on January 5, 2015 but Zimmerman wasn't arrested until the end of the week.
Flordia Principal Arrested Partially Unclothed In Marijuana Filled Car With Student
- Category: The Rest Of Us
On May 6, 2015 Mavericks High School Principal Krista Morton (45) was arrested in Palm Springs, Florida after being caught by police in a parked marijuana-filled car, partially unclothed with a student from her school. Our question: if a teacher gets it on with a student, he gets high fives from his buddies all the way down the hall. But wow... making it with a principal... what does that get him? Arrested!
Dallas Cowboys Running Back Joseph Randle Arrested
- Category: Athletes
On February 3, 2015 Dallas Cowboys Running Back Joseph Randle was arrested at a Wichita Kansas Hotel. We should add "again" as this was the second time in less than four months, this time for unlawful possession of marijuana. Was he listening to Brittany Spears, "Oops I did it again" when the police arrived at the hotel? Just askin'.
Canadian oil advocate apologizes for post declaring lesbians are hot
- Category: The Rest Of Us
Whether lesbians are hot... or not... doesn't really matter. (We think they're hot, but nobody's asking us.) What matters is that a Canadian oil advocacy group's effort to promote Canadian oil has gotten them into hot water. And no amount of Canadian oil will soothe that burning sensation when the internet opens fire.
Green Bay Packers Letroy Guion Arrested In Florida
- Category: Athletes
On February 3, 2015 Green Bay Packers defensive tackle Letroy Guion was arrested in Florida on felony charges of drug and firearm possession. And quite frankly, we are not surprised! In our day and age it seems like some sort of rite of passage for professional athletes to get arrested.
Cartwheeling Substitute Teacher Exposed Self To High School Choir Class, Police Charge
- Category: The Rest Of Us
A substitute teacher was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure after she performed a cartwheel in a high school choir class “with no under garments on,” police allege. According to cops, Lacey Sponsler, 34, exposed herself to students last Friday at Pawhuska High School in Pawhuska, a city about 50 miles north of Tulsa.
Olympian Nick Goepper Charged ... With Vandalism?
- Category: Athletes
From winning a bronze medal for skiing at the winter Olympics this past February to causing $8,000 worth of property damage. This is the life of Nick Goepper.
