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Category: Politicians
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Rep. Matt Grossell, R-Clearbrook, was arrested in St. Paul in May. He was cited for disorderly conduct and trespassing. This former cop beat up a rent-a-cop while drunk, then refused to leave the hospital. Now he is heading into rehab. Can it get any better? You bet!

Category: Celebrities
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Steven "Stevie J" Jordan, a cast member on VH1's "Love & Hip Hop Atlanta", and award winning record producer, has been ordered into rehab after failing numerous drug tests showing use of both cocaine and marijuana.

Category: Celebrities
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Well... uhh... yes he was! Or should we have said of course! Norman Cook aka Fatboy Slim spent a short 28 days in rehab back in in 2009. But rather than being filled tragedy, this story is in fact uplifting.

Category: Celebrities
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Jordan Cashmyer, who was featured in the 5th season of 16 & Pregnant, has checked herself into rehab. She was said to have hit rock bottom after losing her job at the gym. Then she reportedly became so intoxicated at her mom's house that she stumbled and busted up her face. We thought she hit bottom when she was knocked-up and homeless at 16... go figure.

Category: Athletes
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UPDATE: Straight out of an Arizona court room, Warren Sapp has pleaded guilty to solicitation and assault of 2 prostitutes in an incident that took place in an Arizona hotel room three months ago. But get this, he's getting off pretty easy (apparently the last time he got off this easy was 3 months ago in that hotel room!) Sapp will not be serving any time behind bars and has been required to enroll in two counseling programs. Some are calling these programs "hooker rehab". The best part is that one program he's already finished and the other program he is currently in. Sapp was also ordered to pay restitution to the prostitutes, $1,171.24 to one, and $150 to the other. That brings the total amount paid to both prostitutes: $1921.24 -- a pretty expensive trick! Check out the original story...

Category: Celebrities
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David Cassidy seems to have fallen off the wagon -- and almost off the stage -- in what appears to be a drunken performance the weekend of February 18, 2017. Apparently he blames bankruptcy problems, bad health and botched investments. The three B's. Yeah, well we blame the fourth B... BOOZE!