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Rehab Guru Christopher Bathum Accused of Sex Slavery (UPDATE)
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Business Leaders
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It's all so sordid... yet around here so delicious! A former crook (he was convicted of felony mail and wire fraud in 2002) with no formal medical training or certification, gets to run a million dollar rehab operation in Malibu. And there he drugs, imprisons and screws his patients - literally. Only in California... where rehab and sex are considered a lifestyle.
UPDATE: This mook just got himself arrested for "transport [or] sale of a controlled substance. Oh yeah, and the California Department of Health wants to shut down his entire operation.
Selma Blair Airplane Rant Turns Into Ride on a Stretcher
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
- Hits: 1430
Television and film actress Selma Blair was taken on a stretcher to a hospital for treatment after she lost it on a plane. After mixing meds and alcohol she went into an uncontrollable rant. Better add don't drink and fly to your list of good advice... especially for actresses on meds!
Below Deck's Kate Chastain Arrested for Domestic Violence
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
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Kate Chastain, star of Bravo reality show Below Deck, was arrested following a fight with her girlfriend in Melbourne Beach, Florida. Chastain, who is the chief stewardess on the series' charter yacht, was charged with battery by strangulation and domestic violence. Decking her girlfriend gets no bravos from us!
16 & Pregnant's Jordan Cashmyer Checks Into Rehab
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
- Hits: 1832
Jordan Cashmyer, who was featured in the 5th season of 16 & Pregnant, has checked herself into rehab. She was said to have hit rock bottom after losing her job at the gym. Then she reportedly became so intoxicated at her mom's house that she stumbled and busted up her face. We thought she hit bottom when she was knocked-up and homeless at 16... go figure.
Jockey Kent Desormeaux Into Rehab For Alcohol
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Athletes
- Hits: 2011
Preakness Stakes-winning jockey Kent Desormeaux has gone to alcohol rehabilitation in Utah. Sources say he will return in time to ride Exaggerator in the Belmont Stakes Saturday June 11. "It was time to take a sober look at my life and take this step," Desormeaux said in a brief statement issued through his agent J.R. Pegram. Hmmm... jockey... alcohol.. somewhere in here there is a short snort joke.
Fear the Walking Dead's Frank Dillane Arrested for Battery
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
- Hits: 1850
Fear the Walking Dead's Frank Dillane was arrested for battery after he allegedly got into a physical altercation with a security guard in Los Angeles, No fear is a bad trait. It can lead to a dead career. And sure enough they had Mr. Walking Dead dead to rights as he did the perp walk downtown.
