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Category: Celebrities

Jordan Cashmyer, who was featured in the 5th season of 16 & Pregnant, has checked herself into rehab. She was said to have hit rock bottom after losing her job at the gym. Then she reportedly became so intoxicated at her mom's house that she stumbled and busted up her face. We thought she hit bottom when she was knocked-up and homeless at 16... go figure.

Category: Athletes

Preakness Stakes-winning jockey Kent Desormeaux has gone to alcohol rehabilitation in Utah. Sources say he will return in time to ride Exaggerator in the Belmont Stakes Saturday June 11. "It was time to take a sober look at my life and take this step," Desormeaux said in a brief statement issued through his agent J.R. Pegram. Hmmm... jockey... alcohol.. somewhere in here there is a short snort joke.

Category: Celebrities

Fear the Walking Dead's Frank Dillane was arrested for battery after he allegedly got into a physical altercation with a security guard in Los Angeles, No fear is a bad trait. It can lead to a dead career. And sure enough they had Mr. Walking Dead dead to rights as he did the perp walk downtown.

Category: Celebrities

Austin Russell better known as Chumlee to millions of cable TV viewers of the reality show Pawn Stars, who was arrested in Las Vegas on felony weapon and drug charges, may have dodged a bullet. In this newest episode it looks like Chumlee may not be getting chummy with the guards and inmates at the local Vegas hoosegow. His plea deal may just have saved his ass... literally!

Category: Business Leaders

Here we go again. Another major corporation offending... well... just about everyone. Everyone that is except maybe pedophiles and teenage boys. With a highly sexualized underwear ad featuring a peek up a young girl's skirt, Calvin Klein has taken their edgy, often offensive ads in the past to new heights... or depending on your perspective new depths!

Category: Athletes

Rams safety T.J. McDonald was arrested Tuesday morning on suspicion of driving under the influence of a substance other than alcohol. What was he taking... stupid pills? And of course he took the shortcut to jail... driving under the influence and crashing a parked car.