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Go Out Back And Cut Me A Switch!
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Athletes
- Hits: 1464
Minnesota Vikings star running back Adrian Peterson was indicted on September 12, 2014 by a Texas grand jury on charges of reckless or negligent injury to a child.
Matthew Apperson, Man Who Shot George Zimmerman, Arrested
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: The Rest Of Us
- Hits: 1893
On May 15, 2015, Matthew Apperson, the man who shot George Zimmerman, turned himself in to the custody of Lake Mary, Florida Police. This after being charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and firing into a moving car. Half of the world was happy to hear of the news that Zimmerman had been shot, hoping Apperson was a neighborhood watchman putting Zimmerman "in his place". The other half, well, didn't care because the news came out of Florida and who gives a shit about Florida.
Denver Nuggets Ty Lawson Arrested And Charged With DUI
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Athletes
- Hits: 1414
In January 2015, Denver Nuggets point guard Ty Lawson was arrested in Denver and charged with DUI. Lawson was stopped late at night when he was caught travelling 61 mph in a 35 mph zone -- like a boss! ... or really just some drunk basketball player.
Jon Hamm Completes Rehab Treatment For Alcohol
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
- Hits: 1416
It was reported this month (March 2015) that "Mad Men" star Jon Hamm had completed a 30-day stint in rehab for his alcohol addiction. He went into rehab, he went out of rehab, and that's what it's all about!
Disney star Debby Ryan busted for DUI apologizes
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
- Hits: 1434
Former Disney star Debby Ryan has apologized to her fans following a DUI arrest. The 22-year-old "Jessie" star was apprehended by police after crashing her Audi into a Mercedes in Los Angeles. Right two cars and right city! She failed a field sobriety test and was charged with two misdemeanors: driving under the influence and driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher. The charge of idiot was not mentioned.
Holiday in Hell: How the World and Drugs Destroyed Billie Holiday
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
- Hits: 1630
Billie Holiday (1915-1959)
Born Eleanora Fagan in Philadelphia in 1915, the chips were stacked against her from the very start and never really gave her a break. Alcohol and drugs plagued every moment of her life. Somehow, despite the continuous knocks life dealt her, she managed to become one of the world’s most revered blues singers.
