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Boob-Biting Babe Azaelia Banks Begs Out on Court, Gets Bench Warrant
- Category: Celebrities
We know... too many B's in the headline. But here's one we left out... bitch... as in stupid bitch... who thought she could blow off the judge on her court date for assault. Azaelia Banks, troubled rapper and well-known bad girl is facing assault and harassment charges for biting the breast of a security guard who tossed her from a club back in December. Her excuse: she was out of the country. Apparently the judge didn't bite.
Cops: Fraudster Posed As Member Of Nickelback
- Category: Celebrities
In a deeply embarrassing fraud scheme, an idiot from Florida actually posed as the drummer for Nickelback in a bid to swindle a company out of $25,000 worth of high-end microphones1]. This mook was himself a drummer and has played with some well-known bands. But really... calling him a celebrity is generous at best. He's soon to be called a felon.
Shay Carl Into Rehab for Alcohol (And Cheating)
- Category: Celebrities
Shay Carl is now headed into rehab. The popular YouTube vlogger is seeking help for alcohol abuse after his very public cheating scandal brought an abrupt end to his social media presence. It's incredible what passes for celebrity these days. Who cares... it's a rehab story!
David Cassidy Drunk at Concert Slurs, Falls, Forgets
- Category: Celebrities
David Cassidy seems to have fallen off the wagon -- and almost off the stage -- in what appears to be a drunken performance the weekend of February 18, 2017. Apparently he blames bankruptcy problems, bad health and botched investments. The three B's. Yeah, well we blame the fourth B... BOOZE!
Utah Couple Charged With Drone Peeping
- Category: The Rest Of Us
FEBRUARY 15, 2017 - -A Utah mother of six and her boyfriend are facing voyeurism charges for allegedly using a drone to peep into the bedrooms and bathrooms of several victims. Why did this take so long?
Police Arrest Mom-Daughter Hooker Team
- Category: The Rest Of Us
A mother-daughter prostitution team is behind bars on Febriary 14 (Valentine's Day!) following their arrest in an undercover sting launched by Florida police. After spotting a backpage.com ad placed by a “SeXy MILF”[1] with an “Awesome Attitude & Personality” who enjoyed performing oral sex without a condom, a cop called to arrange a $100, 30-minute encounter with “Tamara.” You can see where this one went.
