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Category: Celebrities
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Ant McPartlin is stepping down from his television commitments and will head back to rehab following his arrest on suspicion of drunk-driving. Stepped on like an ant by the law, now stepping down. This guy is really out of step.

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My Big Fat Fabulous Life star Whitney Way Thore shared a bombshell reveal with friends during a shocking show teaser: her roommate Buddy Bell is in rehab for cocaine addiction. Just to be clear... there are some big fat things here for sure. But we do not see any fabulous at all. Nothing. More like a big fat who cares.

Category: Athletes
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Basketball Hall of Famer and former Chicago Bulls champion Dennis Rodman got arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. So into rehab he goes... again! Maybe he should just stay there... save us the trouble of writing the same story over and over.

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There is nothing real about the TV reality show Real Housewives. Nothing. It's just another so-called reality show that is totally scripted and fake... like everything else on TV. But hold on... apparenlty now we have in fact uncovered one thing that is real. Real Housewives star Luann de Lesseps is a real drunk - really. And into rehab she goes!

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At Into Rehab we know enough to keep our hands to ourselves, keep our mouths shut, and pay for sex only when we have to. But for years the pigs in Hollywood have been known to grab 'em, poke 'em and spank 'em whenever the hell they pleased. Now that their dirty little secrets are out, our friends at Breitbart have done the heavy lifting and compiled a rap sheet of the worst offenders. Enjoy!

Category: Celebrities
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First DMX blew off his fans by postponing a bunch of shows. Then he flew to California and checked into rehab. And of course it was all followed by the usual management apology to fans. This reads like the re-run of every drugged up rapper's life story. You'd think that at age 46 this guy would finally get it together. Nope... X that thought! And now he's at it again!