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Heather Locklear Checks Into Rehab
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
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Heather Locklear, recently the subject of high-profile run-ins with police, has voluntarily agreed to undergo long-term rehab for substance-abuse and mental-health issues, TMZ reports.
Hey, Who's the Fat Guy in the Little Coat?
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Celebrities
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Chris Farley (1964-1997)
Chris Farley was an icon for those of us growing up in the time of grunge and Wayne and Garth. His self-deprecating style of humor was hilarious, though sometimes it made us cringe on the inside (who of us is willing to pull off dancing as a shirtless Chippendale male stripper next to the Patrick Swayze?).
Indianapolis Colts Running Back Ahmad Bradshaw Pleads Not Guilty On Marijuana Charges
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: Athletes
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This past February 2015, Indianapolis Colts running back Ahmad Bradshaw entered a plea of not guilty to a drug possession charge stemming from a traffic violation in Ohio. This usually calls for some sort of "up in smoke" joke. Hey, that rhymes!
Cartwheeling Substitute Teacher Exposed Self To High School Choir Class, Police Charge
- Written by Norris Garman
- Category: The Rest Of Us
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A substitute teacher was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure after she performed a cartwheel in a high school choir class “with no under garments on,” police allege. According to cops, Lacey Sponsler, 34, exposed herself to students last Friday at Pawhuska High School in Pawhuska, a city about 50 miles north of Tulsa.