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16 and Pregnant's Valerie Fairman Dead In Spite of 5 Trips to Rehab
- Category: Celebrities
Valerie Fairman (1993-2016)
Valerie Fairrman of 16 and Pregnant fame has died. The cause of death was not immediately reported and remained under investigation. But c'mon folks... 16... pregnant.... a history of arrests for prostitution and using false ID... and a history of substance abuse. We are sad to say this is a definite OD. She leaves a 7-year old child.
Chevy Chase Back Into Rehab For His 30-Year Tuneup
- Category: Celebrities
Chevy Chase has checked into the infamous Hazelden Addiction Treatment Center in Minnesota to treat his continuing abuse of alcohol. In typical PR fashion the excuse for the man who was Fletch will make you wretch. His rep stated it's only a "tune-up" because the aging actor "wants to be the best he can be." Well, we think too much "bottoms-up" has clearly made him "the worst that he is" and so into rehab he goes.
Lisa Marie Presley Into Rehab After Messy Divorce Split
- Category: Celebrities
Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of the late superstar Elvis Presley and Priscilla Presley has checked into a rehab facility in Los Angeles, We don't want to be cruel here, but the reported $400,000 a month this may set her back seems a bit pricey to us, Such is the cost of being a multi-millionaire celebrity addict. It appears her recent divorce after 10 years of marriage from her fourth husband Michael Lockwood may have triggered her relapse into drug and alcohol abuse.
Sprite's Brutally Refreshing Campaign Brutally Criticised as Sexist
- Category: Business Leaders
For a cold drink the makers of Sprite have found themselves in hot water. And the response has been... well... brutal. Parent company Coca-Cola issued an apology and took down its “#BrutallyRefreshing” ad campaign for Sprite after it sparked a major social media backlash for its sexist and offensive nature. Aiming at a male audience the creators clearly have shot themselves in the foot, which apparently was in their mouth at the time.
Canadian oil advocate apologizes for post declaring lesbians are hot
- Category: The Rest Of Us
Whether lesbians are hot... or not... doesn't really matter. (We think they're hot, but nobody's asking us.) What matters is that a Canadian oil advocacy group's effort to promote Canadian oil has gotten them into hot water. And no amount of Canadian oil will soothe that burning sensation when the internet opens fire.
Kathryn Dennis Loses That Southern Charm Enters Rehab
- Category: Celebrities
Charming! That's all we can say about Southern Charm star Kathryn Dennis who entered rehab for "unspecified treatment." In reality this reality show star has had her battles with drugs and alcohol, so why else would she take the rehab route? And there's more considering her custody battle for her kids with their father Thomas Ravenel!
