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Jockey Kent Desormeaux Into Rehab For Alcohol
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Preakness Stakes-winning jockey Kent Desormeaux has gone to alcohol rehabilitation in Utah. Sources say he will return in time to ride Exaggerator in the Belmont Stakes Saturday June 11. "It was time to take a sober look at my life and take this step," Desormeaux said in a brief statement issued through his agent J.R. Pegram. Hmmm... jockey... alcohol.. somewhere in here there is a short snort joke.
Ray Rice Has A Great Left - NOT!
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Ray Rice's fiance may be a knock-out. But the star NFL football player turned the tables by decking the poor woman in an elevator.
Rams Safety TJ McDonald Arrested for DUI -- BUT Not Alcohol
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Rams safety T.J. McDonald was arrested Tuesday morning on suspicion of driving under the influence of a substance other than alcohol. What was he taking... stupid pills? And of course he took the shortcut to jail... driving under the influence and crashing a parked car.
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