... or something like that. Tom Hanks' rapper son, Chet Haze (must be in a haze with that stage name), has apparently gone into rehab to kick the cocaine addiction he admitted to earlier this month. Wait a minute, what?! Tom Hanks' son is a rapper?! We don't know which part of this story is more disturbing to us -- the drug addicted son of a famous Hollywood star or the fact that the guy is a rapper? On second thought we think this one is obvious...
Read more about this story over at Page Six. Seems like we all ought to be a bit more concerned about this so called rapping-career.
Even though Haze claims "I'm not my dad. I'm my own person.". a wikipedia search sends us to the page for Tom Hanks. I guess Wikipedia disagrees with that. This article from The Daily Northwestern (appropriately titled "Frat star to rap star: Chet Hanks") chronicles the epic story of his rise to rap stardom, or lack thereof.
Good luck staying clean Chet, we'll keep you on the Into Rehab radar.
In the meantime, you know what they say: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." Or is it? Maybe life is more like a weed brownie? Not sure. Ask Chet Haze... he'd know!