You’re stoned. You’re starving. Ordering delivery costs money and takes too long. What can you do? Well, here are a few recipes so quick and easy even the hungriest of highs will be satisfied. Or, get blazed, pick one dish from each category and have the most glow-up night of your life.
APPS.
Herb Garlic Parmesan Popcorn (3 minutes)
Recipe from Our Best Bites
Courtesy of Our Best Bites
While you’re smoking herb, microwave some popcorn, and use those dried herbs chilling in your pantry to take these kind kernels to the next level.
Hummus (2 freaking minutes)
Recipe from Real Simple
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I’m a sucker for mindlessly snacking on dips, and making hummus is so cheap and easy there’s no reason not to do it yourself. If you want to make it a knockout like Rihanna in Fenty, here’s a video on making infused olive oil so it really packs a punch.
Tator Tot-Chos (30 minutes, but worth the wait)
Recipe from Just a Taste
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This is ingenious stoner food, since it elevates nachos by crossfading them with tater tots. The best part about this recipe is that whatever you have in the fridge works as a topping. Add diced veggies, beans, season some tofu with paprika, garlic powder, cayenne, salt, and pepper. Sear it, then crumble it on top. Whatever you do, you’ll only make it danker.
MAINS
Buffalo Shrimp Tacos (15 minutes)
Recipe from Delish
Courtesy of Delish
You can make these even if you’ve never cooked a day in your life. It takes longer to heat up the nail for a dab than it takes to cook shrimp.