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Hopefully, there is only a small, overly eccentric breed of pot enthusiast out there in the bad, mad world brave enough to poke around in the not-so-distant edges of zoophilia in an attempt to get high with a bunch of turd-hurling monkeys. But after more than that 40 years in the business of slinging the provocatively raucous plights of high society, were are confident that someone has already rattled that cage. In fact, we have a strange feeling that it is just matter of time before Netflix drops us a message about a docuseries we might like called Jungle Buds: Coco Does Cannabis. Come to think of it, we’d probably watch it. So would you!
But this column is not intended to wax poetic about the possibility of an aspiring filmmaker who may or may not have set out into the wilderness armed with only a camera and a couple pounds of that homegrown Mississippi Mind Eraser to document the trials and tribulations of merging both beast and bong whilst living among a bunch of chimpanzees. These words are to be considered a warning for that portion of the American population living where undomesticated primates roam freely in the streets like alley cats and stray dogs. It is imperative to exercise caution here: Do not smoke weed with the furry, little fiends that dangle from the trees. If you do, you could end up with a wicked case of killer herpes.
Florida Monkeys Spreading Bizarre Strain of Herpes Virus
This isn’t fake news. This is a legitimate threat. It seems that monkeys in the Sunshine State have been testing positive for a nasty strain