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When it comes to the savage psychosis of the drug-addicted mind, there is nothing standing in the way of an addict getting their hands on their drug of choice. Just ask old Jim down at the U-Pawn-It in Anytown, USA. He’ll tell you that his business has nothing to do selling hipsters vintage guitars and barber gear. It’s really all about putting a few bucks into the pockets of twitchy derelicts to keep just enough dope in their systems to prevent them from burning the city to the ground. It is for this reason that one Kansas police force is urging residents not to warm up their vehicles this winter before heading out to their respective destinations. Because if they do, their rides might just end up getting traded for “fentanyl lollipops.”
A Warning From The Police
Recently, the Lawrence Police Department took to its Twitter account to warn local residents about the possibility of their vehicles being stolen and exchanged for illegal drugs. The post, which was intended in good humor, included a pledge form asking car owners to dedicate themselves this year to simply scraping off their icy windshields and dealing with the winter chill, rather than risk putting their wheels in the hands of junkies with sticky fingers.
“I pledge to not leave my car running with the keys in the ignition just because I’m afraid of being a little cold for the first 3 minutes of my drive to work/school, or because I am too lazy to scrape the windows. I realize that breaking this pledge will undoubtedly result in my car being stolen by some jackwagon who will trade