JANUARY 9--An 80-year-old Ohio man called police to complain about the quality of "sexual services" rendered by a pair of prostitutes he paid $500 to visit his imagehome, cops report.

The octogenarian, who lives in South Euclid, a Cleveland suburb, last week dialed 911 to report a robbery.

The unnamed john, cops say, said that while the hookers “did perform some sexual services,” the duo “failed to meet [his] expectations.” Thankfully, police did not further describe the elderly man’s carnal desires.  

By the time cops arrived at the complainant’s home, the prostitutes had departed.

The man told officers that he had met the women through a friend in Cleveland. He described the hookers as “African American females, approximately 40 years old, and dressed all in black,” cops noted. One woman was “heavset,” while the other was about 5’ 7”.

Though the pensioner contended he had been victimized, officers explained that his unsatisfactory encounter with the women did not constitute an actual robbery attempt.

While the man appears to have admitted to solicitation of prostitution, a misdemeanor, it does not appear that he has been charged in connection with his disappointing dalliance.

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