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Category: Politicians

UPDATE: Former Congressman, Michael Grimm, has been sentenced to 8 months in jail for tax fraud. And well, life definitely couldn't be more "Grim" for this guy. He did his best to plead for the mercy of the court but the judge didn't buy it saying to Grimm, "Your moral compass needs some reorientation." And that our friends, is what Rikers is for, or at least whichever country club prison he'll be going to. Original story follows...

Category: Celebrities

Veteran rockers Kix have revealed the details of a shocking incident where their guitarist Ronnie Younkins failed to show up for a gig. He remained out of touch until the following morning when he was finally found "not in great condition and very upset.” Lucky he didn't get kicked out of Kix right there. Now Youkins is gonna have to kick his habit as he heads Into Rehab.

Category: Celebrities

Austin Russell better known as Chumlee to millions of cable TV viewers of the reality show Pawn Stars, who was arrested in Las Vegas on felony weapon and drug charges, may have dodged a bullet. In this newest episode it looks like Chumlee may not be getting chummy with the guards and inmates at the local Vegas hoosegow. His plea deal may just have saved his ass... literally!

Category: Celebrities
Shay Carl Butler vlogger

Shay Carl is now headed into rehab. The popular YouTube vlogger is seeking help for alcohol abuse after his very public cheating scandal brought an abrupt end to his social media presence. It's incredible what passes for celebrity these days. Who cares... it's a rehab story!

Category: Celebrities

On May 6, 2015 Bollywood superstar Salman Kahn was convicted of culpable homicide. He's been sentenced to five years in prison. The only thing we want to know is, will he be playing himself in the movie that has already come out about this case?

Category: Business Leaders

Minh D. Nguyen, Co-Founder of Plaxo and tech guru who has been involved in many other startups was arrested in January of 2015 and charged with first-degree murder and use of a firearm during the commission of a felony after allegedly shooting his ex-wife's new husband. Is there an app for that?

Category: Athletes

This past February 2015, Lance Armstrong kept himself out of court by pleading guilty to careless driving. The charges came after Armstrong hit two parked cars in December 2014 while driving his SUV in Aspen, Colorado. We gotta ask, was his SUV on steroids, or is Armstrong such a really bad driver that he managed to hit not one, but two parked cars.

Category: Celebrities

It was reported this month (March 2015) that "Mad Men" star Jon Hamm had completed a 30-day stint in rehab for his alcohol addiction. He went into rehab, he went out of rehab, and that's what it's all about!